Your submission is totally evil,
Pure as driven snow drivel,
Eye of newt and slime of frog,
wallowing warthog, mangy dog,
Awful, nauseating trash,
Train derailment, NASCAR crash,
Chamberpot full of night soil,
Cowpats broiled in tinfoil,
Squeezings from teenagers' pores,
Think that's bad? your story is worse.
So of course I'll buy this piece.
Contract is attached forthwith.
And since we are on the subject - don't miss Answer Man by A. J. Barr, online at DSF!