Sunday, August 5, 2012

Quasi-Vogon poetic reflections upon wading through UFO slush

Story 1:

For thought
   it's food:
So bad,
   it's good.

Story 2:

Of laughs, there were a few,
But then again, a few is plenty.
The two thousand words, I put to you,
Should be cut down to a hundred twenty.

Story 3 (apologies to Ogden Nash:)

Not quite a laugh, but surely a smile
I had, while reading about a crocodile.
May I suggest that in a later
draft, it be changed to "alligator?"

Story 4

Never forget (if you know what's best)
"Homo homini lupus est."

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