Of laughs, there were a few,
But then again, a few is plenty.
The two thousand words, I put to you,
Should be cut down to a hundred twenty.
Story 3 (apologies to Ogden Nash:)
Not quite a laugh, but surely a smile
I had, while reading about a crocodile.
May I suggest that in a later
draft, it be changed to "alligator?"
Never forget (if you know what's best)
"Homo homini lupus est."